France x Reader - Language"'Ello gorgeous," France murmurs in your ear from behind you. If you aren't trying to be the one thing he hates, a tease, it'd have sent shivers across your spine. He snakes his hands along your hips, kissing the skin delicately where your cute midriff top fits snugly.You roll your (e/c) eyes. "Francis, are you talking to yourself again?" You saunter away from him, propping your elbows on the countertop, not meeting his lusty gaze. Or basically, his normal gaze."Ohonhonhon mon cherie.~" The sexiest smile plays across France's lips, but you don't dare return it. You still don't look at him, in fear of laughing out loud. So you snicker extremely quietly.Unfortunately, France's ears are like a bat's. He just ignores Britain every time the limey tells him to piss off."Are you laughing at me, mon amour?" France jerks his head away, pretending to be hurt."You're such a drama queen," you scoff, pursing your lips out on purpose. You painted on his favourite shade, red, just to get him wor
DenmarkXReader"NO PLEASE NO HE WILL MURDER ME ON THE SPOT MATHIAS!""oh give me a break -name- he won't murder you, i doubt he mad now come on! lets go to Al's party together he wont mind""I wasn't invited for a reason Mathias! I don't want to get killeded by him! please""-Name- the man loves jello and he loves to eat! also killeded is not a word""Yeah but when you can't eat said jello, and has to figure out how to get rid of it...""So you filled the guys pool with blue jello, so what! it was just a joke, though it probably did hurt a little when he dived into his backyard pool and under 1 foot of water was jello""please don't make me go to his party with you""It will me fine -name-! I, Mathias Køhler, will protect you from Alfred F. Jones if he tries to harm you""how so?""By doing something even more stupid and outragous to get him off your case""oh dear..."~TiMe SkIp~"RUN MATHIAS!""haha! I am running!""WELL RUN FASTER DAMN IT!""It's hard to run to fast carrying you and having yo
Reader Insert Prank Call 4: Gilbert, 911 Operator?Gilbert the 911 Operator?Groaning, you flipped through the channels on your television. There had to be something on. Sighing, you decided to go with some random movie you found. It said it was a 'psycho drama' so you assumed it had to be either entertaining or interesting. Pushing yourself off the couch, you walked into the kitchen to make some popcorn.You found yourself covering your eyes, wincing, and nearly vomiting up your popcorn throughout the whole movie. Psycho drama? It was just gory death, gory death, slightly less gory death, screams, fighting, blood, and terror. Isn't that more of a horror movie?Sighing in relief as the movie ended, you took your bowl that had once contained popcorn into the kitchen. Flopping back on the couch, you looked up at the ceiling aimlessly. Now you needed to find something to entertain you again. You probably wouldn't sleep tonight, you had the movie to thank for that, so you needed something that would keep you entertained for awhile.Glancin
[America x Reader] My boyfriend does my make-upIt was a normal evening. You were just sitting in your room, playing some games that Kiku showed you recently. Yep, just minding your own business
when someone knocked on your door.Sighing, you lazily got up to open the door until you heard a voice."I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your boyfriend by coming in anyway!"Cue Alfred storming into your room with a battering ram.A battering ram.You knitted your brows. How many more things was he going to destroy in your house? Seriously, your car, your table, your printer
what more was he planning to destroy? Your computer?! A malicious glare appeared on your face. No way was he destroying your precious!"Alfred
boyfriends don't destroy their girlfriends' belongings! Do you know how expensive it is to get that wall fixed? Do you?!""Come on now, don't be like that, bro! Whatever, I wanted to ask you something! Would you like to-""No," came your reply, cutting him off.